Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Holiday Weekend

Saturday night Matt and Brooke hosted a tacky sweater party. Our friends went all out and did NOT disappoint. We had jingle bell tops, glitter sweaters, polygamist dresses, and men in women's clothing. We played White Elephant which was a blast!

I wore a child's one piece red fleece nightie and Josh wore a tight black glitter turtleneck sweater.

Here are the results of our White Elephant game:

Matt ended up with a VHS "Mighty Ducks," Josh was pretty envious.

I got a gift certificate to a Best Western restaurant (or something like that).

Lee and Katie ended up with condoms and a bottle of Super Macho. You should Google Super Macho and read the ingredients. The pills smell exactly like what you think they would.

Brooke got an EFY book from like 1982. The title was, "Feeling Great, Doing Right, Hanging Tough."

Ricky got a 2008 "Studs in Spurs" calendar.

Christian got some silly string, Carly scored and got a Burt's Bees kit, and Andria got a Scarface poster.

Dusty was lucky too, getting a Burt's Bees men's grooming kit. Josh was THRILLED to end up with, "Facts about Chuck Norris." Josh loves Chuck Norris sayings and jokes. He has something set up on his home page that gives him one Chuck Norris joke a day, he just loves it. He now has a new read for the "man bathroom" in our house. Seth got a wooden "Brrrr" sign.
Just in case you were wondering here are some facts about Chuck Norris:
  • There is no chin beneath Chuck Norris's beard, there is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
  • Chuck Norris makes Onions cry.
  • Chuck Norris clogs the toilet with his pee.

Last night we delivered Christmas presents to the Jacobs. I made the little girls tutus, and baby Seth got baby Vans that are so stinking cute I could die.

The Littles were already playing dress up when we got there. After they opened their presents they doubled up the dress up and were the puffiest girls we have ever seen!

Check out Kennedy's smile (or lack there of) in both of these pictures. She is so funny, it makes my heart happy.

They love their baby Seth and so do we!

The girls also love their Monkey Josh.


Chris and Mari Spiker said...

Your short hair really does look so cute on you. I love Ugly Sweater parties! & I think its awesome you fit into a kids one piece pjs! Yay for Christmas!

Adam & Samantha said...

how fun! you guys do the cutest things! i think its so cute that you can fit into a onesie.

Marianna & Trevor Eckman said...

ricky and christian are the best! christian, my brother, we used to hang out a ton. They are super cool kids! This looks like a ton of fun!

Jessica and Jason said...

Love the onesie! You are so funny!

Rachel said...

Those pictures of the girls crack me up. I need those for sure! Have fun in CA-we will miss you!

Rachel said...

Those pictures of the girls crack me up. I need those for sure! Have fun in CA-we will miss you!

Cassi Ostler said...

Allan got that book last year at a christmas party and its like his fav thing ever! But watch out ther are a few naughty ones!

Angie said...

I love the theme of the party! How fun. Funny...Steve got that same book as a white elephant at a party last year. Oh, I just read Cassi's comment. I guess it was Allan that got it.

Spiker said...

The sweaters are awesome but the gifts truly rock! I love the efy booklet. You guys are so sreative and the little girls could not be cuter or puffier~ Mom